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A visual pun for you. I knee-d you to see this.

(Alt-text is there if you need it!)

#PunDayBwee

Weird question, but if you open your mouth as wide as it goes, can your tongue touch the roof of your mouth?

zelda: stab me in the face

ganondorf: what

zelda: just try. i dare you. it is literally impossible. he will travel back in time if he has to. it is a law of nature that you can't finish me off

ganondorf: it is not

zelda: then stab me in the face. try it. show me how sure you are that you're the exception

ganondorf: you're just messing with me

distant voice of link: hyaa

ganondorf: ohGOD don't kill me

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nsfw kink 

compost sona with a humiliation kink

call that bio degradable

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel overwhelmed?
Me: Create a new empty repo in git?
Therapist: No

Sometimes I wonder if I should make an alt for NSFW content and leave this as a more general thing, but I don't wanna manage multiple accounts...

⚠️ WARNING: The State of California can expose you to the State of California, a chemical known to the State of California to cause the State of California

Whoah. It was cold enough here in #Alberta that #propane condensed in a wine glass. πŸ€―β€‹

#PolarVortex #abwx

babe are you ok, you've barely touched your lorem ipsum dolor & cheddar wrap

Because these billboards are just monitors rotated 90 degrees, they’re invisible to polarized sunglasses. It’s like a real-life ad blocker!

How did we get here?

In what universe does anyone think that it makes sense to be greeted by this when you open a web site?

How the heck is the average user expected to be able to understand any of this?

How is sharing my stuff with 834 partners "responsible use of your data"?!

I hate everything. (I know, I posted a similar thing a few weeks ago but this really pisses me off)

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