@lizardsquid
Well, I (thankfully) know that. I started accepting that a couple of years ago.
Hell, in my Maxadan (female me; her username is derived the same way "Terxbor" is) mindset, I actually found myself mildly attractive.
I do have a lower opinion of my looks than Maxadan does, though, but I'd say single bogey on a Par 5. (As comparison, I read your opinion of your looks as more of a double bogey on Par 4.)
Yes... I use weird comparison frameworks all the time.