paranormalkeet @ThingQuail@computerfairi.es

Uff. I think I'm definitely sickly

Co-worker 1: Do you know [information that can be found by a quick google search]?

Me: *does google search* 95.

Co-worker 2: *only responds to me* I don't know but [information she didn't ask for] and [other information she didn't ask for].

Is it too late to do the cake fursona
meme? Because I found this avocado cake recipe online https://howtocakeit.com/products/avocado-cake

On the way to work I saw a dress that was two day of the dead skeleton ladies drinking wine, it was very Mom Goth

Pretty much just decided me and @datastains should be lesbian werewolves for Halloween

@somekindofcrow
You mean a less-bians.

@somekindofcrow
I'm flannels but I'd probably kill myself with power tools. We're inverse lesbians

@pawcelot
Haha, I also really wanna hear you bop around on harmonica this weekend

@kazu@vulpine.club
Hey, I just wanted to say I'm really glad you're my friend *nosenose*

@pawcelot
This is the one you got in Austin right? I wanna try it!!!
@kazu@vulpine.club

The pockets on my pin jacket are getting blingy and amazing at this point:

https://computerfairi.es/media/gySOxjwg1sOwkku4HGg

https://computerfairi.es/media/7CCy9W8796o30AfV6MQ

Yanno how cats bring you dead mice because they can't fathom how you could be an ok adult cat and not get your own? @datastains does that with me with my phone. If I don't have it in my hand she gets all worried and asks if I'm ok and tries to find it for me and give it to me

@pawcelot
Oh no the pepper police are gonna come take you away

@datastains
Dang you are like really encouraging me to learn Wonderwall

@datastains
At least you'll get a punkin spice stat boost to all your attempts

Wait, dang. Quick, someone buy me one of them punkin spice

@pawcelot
Maybe he just knows your fingers are tastier.

Last night I dreamed I was desperately trying to lure our dog back with Werther's candies, but I kept accidentally getting jungle animals instead.

@pawcelot
Clearly it's better. Only that can account for why you kept beating me.