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Virtuous Pie has vegan cinnatoast cronch ice cream and it's /heaven/

Laughed so hard at the cat getting his caught in an empty coconut bun baggy @datastains@snouts.online got out of the shower to check I was okay

V cold, send sweaters made of puppies (don't hurt the puppies)

i hate it when there is not enough room for me and another person in the same old west town

KD (Kraft:Dinner) Ratio:
[noun] The number of dinners you have successfully made versus the number of dinners you have fucked up and had to replace with instant mac and cheese.

Lol, rewatching MLP with haze and like. No one who knows me see Twilight react to clip boards and doesn't go "oh my god she's /you/"

So you summon @datastains@snouts.online with a puntagram if anyone is wondering

Got my vote in. Now I need to eat quick before class but there's borgs for that

I got the permission I needed to go with @datastains@snouts.online in February and I'm so relieved I could cry. It's funny cuz... My boss is actually really nice, I was just so worried that something wrong would happen and am generally bad at asking for things

WAIT @datastains@snouts.online I CAME UP WITH A BETTER COUPLES HALLOWEEN COSTUME... You're a moth and I'm a lamp!!!!

@datastains@snouts.online is making me put on pants to eat pie

She's a tyrant

...Pie-rant

Look at this ABSOLUTE FRIEND I found at Crate and Barrel for $6!!!!!!

I'm gonna be pissed if I still get sick after half a week of not smooching my gf

gender - light-hearted tho 

@datastains@snouts.online : male cats are always so doofy

Me: ohhHH I think I just realized something. Maybe I can make a cat character, I was just always thinking about the wrong gender of cat character...

Me and @datastains@snouts.online just ferociously cuddling the cat while calling him a fuckboy

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