Today I saw - and sadly heard - the gym shower equivalent to "Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart".
These two bros - both still wearing their undies! - were showering on opposite ends of the shower room while having a shouted conversation over the sound of the ventilation and the showers.
I had to leave and wait for them to finish, because I couldn't hear the podcast I was listening to anymore over their shouting...