A good program, much like a good cat, is any program that is or has the potential to become a cat.
“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them and their response is ‘you’re safe with me’ - that’s intimacy.”
— Taylor Jenkins Reid, "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo"
Gay Demonic Suggestion: Show more
There is an animal inside each of us. Don't run. Look within, accept it, and bring it forth. Let it absorb into you, its limbs in your limbs, its maw in your mouth. Become one, your ghosts layered perfectly.
It is a part of you, and is not shameful.
The sooner you become one with the beast inside you, the sooner you shall find your power and peace.
the real challenge of being polyam is that you will literally never get past the "too shy to talk to crush" stage
The nagi slid into her brook, black serpent body coiled beneath the cool water with her human face just above the surface, allowing her long black hair to swirl around her head with the current.
She contemplated her upcoming tasks.
It was about time to test her human students to see how they were coming along with reading and writing.
After that she needed to decide on a hairdo and jewelry for a wedding she was attending.
Life was good.
"what's your gender?"
"but what's in your pants"
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A bunch of mycologists got high off some improperly cooked mushrooms and it's legitimately the funniest thing I've ever read http://www.cookingwildmushrooms.com/amanita-notes.html
thinkin about how cool and valid plural people are
Early episodes of Monty Python pre-dated the decimalization of British currency in 1971, so in some episodes where they talk about money it's complete nonsense, like "3 pounds 12 and 3/4" and you think it's just the normal Monty Python brand nonsense, but nope that's just how their money worked back then
Pin tumbler locks are just combination locks where you have to write the combination on a strip of metal.
"I can't dance away my sadness, I can't sing joy into my life and I certainly can't strum, beat or blow anger to dust with a musical instrument," the human explained with complete assurance.
"Have you tried?" asked the pixies.
The human nodded, "It's just not for me."
"Oh dear, how do you live?" they fussed.
"Well, medication and therapy work best for me."
"So you won't dance or sing or play with us?"
"I didn't say that."
Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.
In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.
The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.
In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"
Mastodon is just 2000 social networks in a trenchcoat
Computers cannot lie, they can just be very coy
Hi! I'm gay. she/her or they/them if you don't know me pls.
Follow requests / mentions okay.
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