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"This does not explain why the beast's head is not adorning my mantelpiece."

"Because after longer talks, we became friends,“ the paladin explained, exerting much practiced patience.

"Traditionally, one slays a dragon to end its rampage."

"Traditionally, yes. But that approach proved unnecessary."

"Aren't you supposed to uphold traditions?"

"After even more talks and many walks by the shores, we proposed to each other. Traditionally, Paladins do not slay their future spouses, m'lord."

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"Wasn’t your quest to end the dragon’s rampage," inquired the Duke.

"It was, and I did; there has not been a single trampled hut nor stolen cattle in years," responded the Paladin.

"But the dragon is still alive."


"Why is this?"

"Because,” the paladin ran a scarred hand over her wrinkled brow, and through her gray hair, ”After a long talk, she agreed to be more mindful of her surroundings and other people's property."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy #LGBT

Someone asking you to change something does not in itself mean you have done anything wrong.

Taking an action that directly or indirectly leads to someone getting hurt does not in itself mean you have done anything wrong.

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person: *flirts*
me: *flirts*
person: *flirts, but in a different writing style*
me: hey this is kinda weird and personal but are you three to seventeen eldritch entities stacked in a trenchcoat?
person: what
me: it's okay if you are

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At the edge of night, lay the vixens three, with fur of ruby, silver and onyx, respectively, seemingly carefree, but ears and golden eyes alert. A stranger soon approached them.

The traveler was dirty and unshaven, but knelt respectfully.

"What do you seek?" asked Ruby, curiously.
"Why are you here?" asked Silver, cautious but kindly.
"And what do you want, human?" asked Onyx, the most critical and dubious of the trio.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy #Transformation

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we're seeing love levels at about 100%

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tests are showing demon possession levels at 90%

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The lump under the sheet moved slowly.

Its progress slowed further as kittens pounced on it. There was a distressed mew and I scooped up the trio of kittens, lifted the sheet, and dumped them on their now revealed sibling. They tumbled and rolled and waved their tiny paws in the air.

I allowed the sheet to drape over them and watched the lumps explore, when not interrupted by playful tackles.

I'd just have to finish making the bed later.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday

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"real" and "fake" are not very useful concepts when it comes to identity. Rather, throw them both out and judge things based on usefulness, helpfulness, or just how comfortable or appropriate they feel to the person or persons in question. There will be a lot less stress and imposter syndrome.

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For example @netkitty is obviously a wonderful program. cat is also a good one I think. I'm not so sure about many others.

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A good program, much like a good cat, is any program that is or has the potential to become a cat.

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“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them and their response is ‘you’re safe with me’ - that’s intimacy.”

— Taylor Jenkins Reid, "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo"

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Gay Demonic Suggestion: Show more

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the real challenge of being polyam is that you will literally never get past the "too shy to talk to crush" stage

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The nagi slid into her brook, black serpent body coiled beneath the cool water with her human face just above the surface, allowing her long black hair to swirl around her head with the current.

She contemplated her upcoming tasks.

It was about time to test her human students to see how they were coming along with reading and writing.

After that she needed to decide on a hairdo and jewelry for a wedding she was attending.

Life was good.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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"what's your gender?"
"but what's in your pants"

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