ac1dburn @ac1dburn@computerfairi.es

Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.

In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.

The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.

In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"

Mastodon is just 2000 social networks in a trenchcoat

Computers cannot lie, they can just be very coy

:33 < cat facts are back babey
Did you know that cats are purrfect in evfury way? And that they thibk you are too?

:33 < cat facts!!!!
cats are both nature's biggest idiots, and the smartest creatures known to exist at once

If you have medications, are you taking them?

*sits on the fediverse's welcome mat* pls pet the kitten on your way in?