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@netkitty *extends an open palm with a small piece of tuna*

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Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.

In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.

The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.

In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"

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Mastodon is just 2000 social networks in a trenchcoat

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@natalie@masto.ninja I think it turns it into a fancy ethernet switch (and probably WAP)

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"Love truth, but pardon error."

- Voltaire (1694-1778)

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"Words are important. They let you know it's real, you're fine, more people like you exist. They let you know you're not alone."

- Evelyn, _Chameleon Moon_ by RoAnna Sylver

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"Like before, it was soft and warm, the kind of touch he could melt into while the world stopped, secure as a thumbprint lock and reassuring as noisy keys."

- "Words," RoAnna Sylver

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I have new quote bookmarks! So I'm going to put the quotes here.

me: futch top?
brain: yessss
me: frilly top?
brain: `Out of gender fluid. Please refill.`
me: got it

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:33 < cat facts are back babey
Did you know that cats are purrfect in evfury way? And that they thibk you are too?

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:33 < cat facts!!!!
cats are both nature's biggest idiots, and the smartest creatures known to exist at once

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If you have medications, are you taking them?

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