dense person, illegal activities
If you're going to steal code & IP from a multi-billion dollar mega tech corporation, at least don't commit it using your fuckin work email on your work pc, and not scrub the git history.
AND THEN to not do anything to hide it when someone tells you someone else is going to audit it?
dense person, illegal activities
time for a code review!
get on some cozy pants
some hot caffeinated beverage ready
let's just have a quick peek at the git history.
*sees blatant theft in commit #1*
Looks like an open and shut case, Johnson.
dense person, illegal activities
@troubleMoney oh, i'll be looking into it more for the juicy bits. the primary goal of the review is viability for investment as a technological solution.
pretty quick to deliver a yay/nay on that one.
dense person, illegal activities
@adasauce honestly I'd have been there for the next week checking everything
"Okay, they put this really obvious thing here, it must be to distract from something they've done all sneaky right?"