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dense person, illegal activities 

time for a code review!
get on some cozy pants
some hot caffeinated beverage ready

let's just have a quick peek at the git history.

*sees blatant theft in commit #1*

Looks like an open and shut case, Johnson.

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dense person, illegal activities 

If you're going to steal code & IP from a multi-billion dollar mega tech corporation, at least don't commit it using your fuckin work email on your work pc, and not scrub the git history.

AND THEN to not do anything to hide it when someone tells you someone else is going to audit it?

/r/relationships: my lich partner (???nb) seems to be constructing a kind of portal in my (30f) basement but when i ask what it's for they cackle and shout "ETERNITY BECKONS"

AAAHH

someone asked me to check out a blockchain that was set up for them by someone else.

geth running with a single `docker run`
datadir is just in the container @ /root/.ethereum.
zero backups.

blockchain may as well not even exist.

how many makes could your makefile make, if your makefile could make makes

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Looking for a tool like Zmodeler 1.x that runs in linux. I miss that 2004 3d modeling feel. bespoke hand placed polygons please.

got two compliments on my shirt today (and one from a stranger!) ! 🌀️

feelin' so nice, hope that feeling stays with me all day

@sir its a large SVG bit can be scaled to 200z200 with scratches and all as SVG elements

Whats your email again?

i have a little extra birthday money i wanna blow on a new outfit, whats cute and in?

After extensive searching...

I cannot believe there is no Pontiac Trans-Am Firebird emblem in Trans flag colours.

do people still status pages? what tools are y'all using for it?

looking to do a few realtime monitors, and push updates

Glad you asked!
1. Pages load twice as fast
2. Laptop battery lasts longer
3. My privacy isn't invaded by 50 different douchebro Silicon Valley companies
4. Your fucking site doesn't slow down my computer to a crawl and I can actually read your fucking articles

wish I had the confidence to wear these damn cute shorts out and about.

i'll just throw on some jeans tho in this 30c heat.

what MMO you gamers playing these days?

i have an itch that needs scratching!

after an extremely long weekend (5 day) with almost all of my extended family, I can finally be myself again.

splurged and got some cute shorts today, sipping some wine, pondering how far my psyche is going to jump off the femme deepend after pushing everything down for so many days in a row.

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