Special jail for people who start a new paragraph after every sentence they write.
@aquinton what about those of us who hit enter after every phrase because we learned to IM at age 8 when we typed slow and the internet is slow and we wanted people to know we were still there?
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@jsonbecker special versions of Mastodon clients that hold all your posts in a local queue until they cross a certain threshold for total character count, then concatenates them with spaces into one message and posts it
