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still happy whenever I can score an "eagle" in a 2ⁿordle (the term comes from Quordle achievements, and means finishing with 3 unused guesses)

one day I will be lucky enough to score an albatross

Daily Octordle #315
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Score: 52

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also if I click on the empty space in the header, or on an invisible 5-pixel border between the text and the bottom space, it highlights the div the toot is in. what does that even do

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wow I figured out what I meant by "clicking on a toot the wrong way"

on this instance, if I click in the empty space below a toot, it opens it on the remote site, as opposed to clicking on the text, which expands it

This makes no sense so I filed it as a glitch-soc bug

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fake AI ethics: how can we stop the acausal robot god, who is real
real AI ethics: don't fucking make killer robots for your police department

it's silly that I have to do it this way but it's also very effective

however, glitch-soc/mastodon should skip the dark pattern and have a "No" button

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UI: pweease can I send notifications to your desktop?

Me: you know what, since you asked so sweetly and persistently, sure, I'll change my mind

UI: really?! oh happy day!

Me: hahaha just kidding. Always Block

Mystery Mystery Randomizer stream tonight. I've got random seeds with mystery settings from:

- A Link to the Past (Overworld Randomizer)
- A Link to the Past (Hybrid Major Glitches)
- EarthBound (PK Scramble)
- Super Mario World (Archipelago)

and I'm playing one of them! twitch.tv/arborelia

Silver Ball Century is my stream series where I play through virtual pinball tables, chronologically, and it continues with 1977 tonight:

cohost.org/arborelia/post/4843

"mastodon federation isn't hard to understand, it's just like e-mail"

I've never clicked on an e-mail the wrong way and ended up looking at it through the sender's e-mail client, which I can't interact with, instead of my own

heck. got the name wrong of the conservative mayor who tried to destroy pinball. Fiorello LaGuardia.

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sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter 

[this actually happened to me, in 2019]

Cute girl: So. Before we proceed. How do you feel about Marx?
Me (nervous): Umm look I guess I'm a socialist but I don't really know enough about the political theory behind it
Her: ...
Me: I'm sorry
Her: ...
Her: Marks. Can I leave marks on your skin

Earthbound PK Scramble with a different pool of random settings than usual: twitch.tv/arborelia

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It's okay to mourn twitter-the-network-not-the-company, is my takeaway from this excellent article, because what you're mourning is the people: pwnallthethings.com/p/twitter-

The Walking Dead is the worst fucking pinball machine designed in the last 30 years

I think Enrico LaGuardia should come back from hell just to destroy every copy of that machine in particular. It would be thematically fitting

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