wildfire, gender reveal, rant
Dear parents:
1) You don't need to outdo Broadway when putting on a party of any kind.
2) You're holding gender reveal parties anywhere from 5 to 70 years too early! Let your child reveal it themselves!
Sincerely,
Everyone you miraculously haven't killed or made homeless yet.
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El Dorado Fire near Yucaipa sparked by pyrotechnic device at gender reveal party, officials say: https://abc7.com/el-dorado-fire-sparked-by-pyrotechnic-device-officials-say/6412483/
re: wildfire, gender reveal, rant
Burning down a whole community or 3 is a hell of a way to reveal whether there's a penis-like thing in your womb or not.
re: wildfire, gender reveal, rant
Gender reveal party inventor begs for end to ‘toxic’ trend amid wildfires: https://nypost.com/2020/09/08/gender-reveal-party-inventor-begs-for-end-to-trend-amid-wildfires/
“For the love of God, stop burning things down to tell everyone about your kid’s penis. No one cares but you,” the parenting blogger wrote.
