Customer: "I need a new computer. What kind should I get?"
Me: "Your pawn shop's oldest computer."
Ars Technica, 2025-04-11, "Microsoft is putting privacy-endangering Recall back into Windows 11": https://arstechnica.com/security/2025/04/microsoft-is-putting-privacy-endangering-recall-back-into-windows-11/
Snapshotting and AI processing a screen every 3 seconds. What could possibly go wrong?