I gave this damn VM more resources than it should need, but it runs like such ass. There’s no reason that 4 cores from a Ryzen 5800x, 8GB of DDR4-3600, and mirrored Gen4 NVMe storage should be this slow. I have no choice but to come to the conclusion that Windows is utter and total ass.
Yes, I’m frustrated. I restarted to run the chkdsk, and it forced me to try completing updates again (the build is from July cumulative) rather than letting me reboot without updates. Sitting at “You’re 0% there.” For the last ten minutes.