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1: "Time flies like an arrow, doesn't it."

2: "Yep, just like fruit flies like a banana."

1: "What?"

2: "What do you mean 'what'? Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."

1: ...

2: "That's why you never leave arrows out: they attract time flies."

1: ...

2: "Time flies are bad and super hard to get rid of. You have to swat them *before* they show up or set up fly-catchers *after* they're caught."

@arielmt as we all know, the other way to get time flies is to have fun

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