One week since he filled the pool;
Paid a guy, with no bids, to make it turn blue...

Five days since the algae spawned;
Made a literal swamp that's as green as a yard lawn...

Three days since the media spin;
We're all colorblind, how could we think it's not a win...

Yesterday, folks were pouring bleach;
And now he sits back and waits 'til we say we're sorry...

Holy cow, who could have called this?
Yet another Trump miss?
Another failure of his vanity?

Yet another ton of money spent
While we all strain to pay the rent
It's all so ludicrous we're losing all our sanity.

Millions of dollars for a cage fight.
He craves the spotlight,
But only when he needs praisin'.

Stays too long in the tanning booths,
While writing fake truths,
All while he prunes up like a raisin.

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