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Mood lifted by sudden requirement to buy some gifts at the Lego store.

Fuck. My mood is through the floor. Why can't I ever just fucking sleep? I'm my own worst enemy. I'd rather toot than just go to bed.

Spelt onomatopoeia correctly on my first try.

I’m out and about in Brighton with the little one. Pelicano made us a flat white and a babycino with a little artistic flair.

Pigeons are really interesting. Don’t come to me if you can’t handle crop milk facts.

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My pigeon milk fact I dropped in a work channel somehow jumped the gap to real life and I could tell the people who knew because they couldn’t look at me.

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That special satisfaction you get from using twice as much marmite as intended on a slice of toast. So much flavour. Bliss. I probably won't taste salt again for days.

And now my wife introduces me to the weird little pot of acetone and foam you can put a finger in and it all instantly comes off. What is this sorcery!?

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Today someone in Lush complimented me on my nails. And I got a raise, which I assume is also because of the nails.

After cleaning my nails off with isopropyl alcohol wipes I am now a fan of acetone.

All the fireworks have put the wind up the mouse in the ceiling so at least I'm not alone in having too much energy tonight.

He will definitely not be up for clothes shopping with me, but I’m also definitely going to make him think he has to. I need someone to bounce ideas off of. Honestly, he's lucky he caught that cold.

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I had arranged to meet a friend over a drink today, and I was going to tell him about me! My first time telling anyone who knows me in person… Unfortunately he caught a cold and had to rain check, and now I'm full of all this nervous energy. No way I'm sleeping tonight. I bet there's nothing on TV either.

Why have I defaulted to purple goth? This wasn't the plan.

I know I’m new, you see. I’ll put up a little page and do the `rel="me"` thing to build some trust. I’m not sure actually what to put on it though. It can’t just be coffee and colourful corvids…

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Just as I bought myself a domain name, life (good stuff) distracted me. I’ll probably just put a single about page on it tomorrow.

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