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Me: Let's see...I wonder if there's some way to fake being a nurse to prescribe myself meds?
My brain: Interesting idea. Let's formulate an entire plan that involves creating a whole new fake identity and going to medical school and becoming a doctor under that identity, spending thousands upon thousands of dollars in the process, all to try and prescribe myself maybe $50 worth of drugs! How does that sound?
Me: What the utter FUCK, brain?
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Incidentally, also in "what the utter fuck, brain?" territory is that that was a hypothetical I started thinking on in the first place. I have no plans on doing this. I have no reason to do this. Why the utter fuck did my brain decide it was an interesting hypothetical?