Seriously, I thought stuff like Cheetos or chocolate chip cookies were gonna be the hard part, figuring out that they contain animal products and all. I didn't expect myself to be so dense as to forget that eggs and butter are absolutely not vegan. Like, since I've got 'em, I'm gonna use 'em, but, like...for fuck's sake, me. How do you do something like that?!
Incidentally, also in things I just realized, I forgot to buy baking powder while I was at the store yesterday. This isn't important, but I still thought I'd mention it.