So, I start geology 1 again tomorrow, so I'd like to take some time to remind you that, last time I took geology 1, on the one lecture day I showed up, my professor pointed out an igneous dike on some rock formation ("It's an igneous dike."), and my immediate thought was "I'm an igneous dyke." It's written in the notebook I'll be using and everything.

Such a shame I don't have the courage to say it out loud this time...