So, I'm not sure how it happened, but, at some point, "bitch boy" became a part of my vocabulary, and it seems to have become a favourite insult of mine.
I also, in the process of playing a game with slimes in it, came to derive "bitch blob" from it.
So, yeah, there's some insults for ya. Take 'em or leave 'em.
Them, sobbing: "You can't just go around calling everything that slightly irritates you 'bitch boy'."
Me, pointing at them: "Bitch boy."