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Me, pre-drinking: I should make sure I don't accidentally start going out and causing trouble if I get drunk.
Me, post-drinking: I wonder what my BAC is about anyways. *Checks* Are you fucking kidding me?
I had 15 mL of whiskey. It was disgusting. The highest my BAC'll get? ~0.02%. And that's a perfect storm situation for *45 mL*. My BAC probably topped out around 0.01%. I'm nowhere near drunk. According to the internet, I'm lucky to be feeling *any* effects whatsoever.
alc
Seriously. Give me an hour, and I'll be right back to sober. What the fuck? Who designed this. That alcohol was disgusting and I can't even get anywhere near drunk off the amount I have?! Fucking hell.