Tries to print
Prints nothing
Replaces ink cartridges
Only prints ~half the page in streaks
Tries cleaning
Doesn't help
Tries nozzle alignment
Doesn't help
Tries updating drivers
It refuses to acknowledge the printer is connected whenever it asks for that, say "installation completed" when I hit cancel, then still says the driver needs updating
Tries just putting the PDF on an SD card and putting it in the printer
Printer refuses to recognize the PDF
re: tech frustration
I finally got it to print well enough to get my paperwork. I'm still going to destroy this printer with a fucking vengeance.