This said, I did give Wayland another try. I'd previously been not using it because Wacom tablets are busted, and, well...
They still are.
But they *almost* aren't! I tried playing with Sway, and if it weren't for the fact that there's still some issues, I'd probably be writing this from that, not i3. I actually left saying that I'd check back occasionally to see if it'd started working properly. So, it's *almost* there.
Like, if you're on i3, you can *mostly* use your existing i3 config with Sway. Some things will need to be changed, you'll have to switch some programs out (e.g. Scrot), you'll probably want to switch others out (e.g. bemenu for dmenu), and if you're doing multimonitor, you'll have to migrate from Xrandr to, get this, just putting it in your Sway config, but I'd say the maybe an hour that'd take (assuming no major problems) is worth it.