Other nonsense vaguely related to my rant from earlier
Also, I can't stop laughing about "THE MAN CAN'T SPEAK CHINESE!!!" I've been discussing this with Miles, and it'll make things fun if I ever discuss this topic with, say, Jade. I'll end up remarking this then bursting out laughing, much to her confusion. It'll be great.
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It's probably a good thing I'm not taking philosophy next semester.