Okay, I know I joked about becoming a soda review twitter, but, uh, I tried another gimmick soda, so...
Mystery Fanta. I don't know if there's a not-zero-sugar version, but this is the zero sugar one because I'm good at not paying attention to that.
It's okay? Tastes fine. Certainly much better than space coke. I described as being dreamsicle but watermelon instead of orange. It's got vanilla. It's got watermelon that actually tastes like watermelon. Weird aftertaste, but not bad otherwise.
And when I say "actually tastes like watermelon," I mean it. It doesn't taste like watermelon flavouring. It tastes like an actual watermelon. So, uh, if you like watermelon flavour but not watermelon itself...