So, I'm enjoying my stint here at the cancer center and all, the patients are nice and all that fun stuff, but, like, did they have to put the staff bathroom right next to the X-ray room?! Every time I hear the noise it makes, I start to wonder just how much of a dose of radiation I'm getting. Who'd have thought I'd need a dosimeter just to use the restroom...
"Sorry, you're no longer allowed to shit at work. You've exceeded the radiation dose limit for the year."