Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Deer!!!

It's that time again! This is your regular reminder to donate blood if you're able!

"Ooh, what kinda stew ya making'?"
"Uhhhhh..."

Sometimes I take stupid online quizzes and, uh...You gotta tell me, doc! Is there a cure?! Is it terminal?!

We did it, folks! She finally admits it!

Damn, what a shame. My metamask wallet has been suspended. Whatever will I do /s

Not gonna lie, wiggly "You'll never be bored again" really makes this banner insisting I sign up more ominous than anything. Is this a threat?

Ah, yes. Topical estrogen, or as I like to call it

There are 3 imposters among us

You ever get the feeling you're being watched?

...

So, I've unlocked a new bit of Sucrose's story, and, uh...

Ahem, apparently, she stalked a child for a month and then had this note in her final report on the matter of inquiry. Sucrose, sweetie, what the everloving fuck is wrong with you?!

Let's go! S1, baby! That's the first time I've ever managed to get past grade 1. I'm pretty proud of that!

I drew some pride artwork! It's me in all my queer fuckin' glory!

I...uh...also forgot to draw the glasses. Oh well. Too late now...ehe~

(image CW: eye contact)

Um...I think I broke it...

Spintos

They SPEEEEN!

Like, look at this! Like, fuck. Why do I even bother trying to be funny. I clearly peaked back in third grade in that regard

Found the file used on the CD itself, I guess

OwO? What is this?

COMES WITH MOTHERFUCKING PINBALL, THOUGH!!!

It comes with Internet Explorer 4.0 Platform Preview. All of this definitely screams "Beta that ended up at Goodwill somehow".