Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Here, have a cute selfie of me

(image content warning: selfie (duh), eye contact)

Damn. The thumbnail is cut off. Here's the full image (cw: ec)

Don't think too hard on this. Just go with it.

Jesus FUCK, DDG! All I wanted was a t-shirt for a delightfully 90's game! Why the fuck would you think I wanted the KKK?! At least ebay was reasonable when they suggested "flax shirt" instead of "klax shirt"! Jesus fuck!

I found this slice of wood while on a bike ride earlier. I thought it was nifty, so I kept it. It is indeed, pretty nifty. I dropped it on the way to where I was going, but I was able to find it on the way back.

Feel like shit, just want her back...

Oh, and in case you were curious, much like my Windows 11 leak VM, this VM is also not safe for work.

Okay, I'm not going to continue boring you with this. It's literally a skinned version of Windows 7 with some software preinstalled. But, I will leave you with this. My favourite preinstalled windows theme: black spider.

BEHOLD! THE MISSING WINDOWS!

Oh no.

Mistakes were made.

This beautifully cut off picture of some nutjob's truck. Excellent.

Time to let the medicinal vampires do their thing!

My gods, Sucrose, you can't just destroy the man like that!

This rule from the MISRA C specification is unreasonably funny to me. I love it.

The world is in a sad state...

So, for years, Mozilla has emailed me at an email address I don't remember signing up for an account with because, according to them, I'm an addon developer. Today, I finally found out why: these two addons. They're Washington Post addons for Chrome that I can only assume I was trying to get working on Firefox after Web Extensions support was added. Loving that it remembered my old name even after having to make a new account with that email address.

I can only assume Jon's about to explain why I should be plumbed in to an air tank. Honestly, no thanks.

Aah... Nothing like a nice mug of gamer girl juice in the morning!

(Img CW: food...er, beverage)

Apparently, I have three things of oregano in my pantry. Why? Who needs that much oregano?!