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nida

PSA: fuck you with a rusty fork if you exclude AMAB enbies from your non-men and gender queer spaces

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Χίμαιρα :ms_robot: corvids

bioluminescent body mods i already know you agree

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Cybertruck Isekai

god im so gay

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lexi (radtown forever 2021)

"wow canada's so multicultural! their national languages are english AND french" fuck off becky we all know you want trudeau to lay his trans-canada pipeline in your oil sands

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Mikael :mlm_vampfox: :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :puzzle:

angry, gender shit 

You know one reason I really fucking hate the “i was always [my gender], and here’s all the tells from when I was a kid”

No. Fuck that. I was a girl when I got in trouble on the playground for wresting too hard with the boys. I was a girl when I played in 95% boy sports. I was a girl when I wanted to play Pokémon with my boy friends I was a girl when I played league and got called names and demeaned and not wanted because I was a girl. None of this had anything to do with my gender, and cis girls can and do do all this shit. I’m not a girl anymore, but I’m not a man, I will never be a man, and I was never a man. I like the masc aesthetic, and that’s it. I am masc non-binary. And I was a girl who liked boy shit.

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Em

who will be the fifth

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who is morgan

broke: i was always nonbinary
woke: i used to be a boy but i got better
bespoke: The Very Concept Of Codified Arbitrary Genders Chains Society To Capitalist Reactionary Ideology

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Positivity Bot

A-spec trans people are beautiful!

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genderbot

The gender of the day is an outraged demon on a boat in international waters.

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queer status updates

Queer update: I'm very forcefully queer.

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jude

kicking ass is actually a pretty bad fighting technique

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Lewd, Headcanon based off Smash 4 voice lines 

Male Robin, in addition to being a twink, is an incredibly obedient sub. You don't even have to be a good dom(me). He'll still throw himself at your feet and beg to serve you. Female Robin, on the other hand, is, despite first looks, an incredibly brutal domme.

Does anything in Fire Emblem support this? Don't know. Never played the games. But, uh, it sounds right to me!

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read-only account (Rain 🚱)

life hack:

you can just say "websearch" instead of "google"

there is more than one search engine

don't internalize the brands' language

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So many food companies target the "anything non-natural will kill you" audience with stuff like "ALL NATURAL". When are they gonna also target people like me, who would see something like synthetic peppercorns and go "That sounds awesome!" and buy it? Like, do I need peppercorns? No. But they're synthetic! How the fuck do they make synthetic peppercorns?!

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T-Shirts Bot (Offline)

YES, I AM INFP.

I
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tshirtsbot.com/product/yes-i-a

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@mavica what, you mean you *don't* just lazily take the insecure route and set everything up through the sql root user? /s

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lewd shitpost 

Bukkake, but instead of cum from cocks, it's water from pitchers

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traabot

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Hard agree redd.it/d5rswg

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Banquo
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Spring Breakdown :jo:

Dogwhistles 

"Canceldon", along with "Cancel Culture", is a fucking dogwhistle used by people who don't like seeing consequences for being a cockend to marginalised folk. :blobupsidedown:

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