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tired : facts don't care about your feelings
wired : feelings don't care about your facts

Did you know that MS Money 2005 plays very Sims-esque music while it installs?

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edgelords 

Reminder: There is nothing "edgy" or "transgressive" or "controversial" or "politically incorrect" about punching down, paper-thin veneer of politeness notwithstanding.

Humanity has been doing it non-stop for many millennia by now

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@InspectorCaracal AT LEAST VULCANS ARE A FICTIONAL RACE WHO ARE PORTRAYED AS BEING THIS EMOTIONLESS (kinda). THIS IS TRYING TO DO HUMANS IN REAL FIELDS AND IS FAILING MISERABLY

@InspectorCaracal "as a science and engineering major"

No, you're looking for the maths and philosophy majors. Scientists and engineers are empiricists. Its existence is proof of its existence.

But, seriously, what the fuck is this bullshit? Is this seriously what people think those of us in the sciences are like? I'm pretty sure a ten year old writing Vulcan fanfic could do better than this bollocks.

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theoretical astrophysics shitposting 

If our universe is indeed inside a black hole, then this implies that for at least one black hole, the question of “but what is inside the black hole?” has an answer that must include “smartphones and furry porn”

re: food and sexuality shitpost 

TBF, I do suspect I might be aegosexual, but my love of garlic bread ain't why

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food and sexuality shitpost 

*Orgasmically moaning over the garlic bread she's making*
"...Huh. Maybe I *am* ace!"

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[ASMR] fox tries to unsubscribe from multiple developer mailing lists (4hours)

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hey ladies 😳 im single 😳 i am also arospec 😳 so if you wanna ask me out and instantly get turned down 😳 😳 you know who to ask 😳 🙈

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I finally decided to play around with my usb tv tuner. I can now watch TV from my laptop. So, that's nifty

re: maybe lewd, no context 

When I first heard that, my brain went to "bottom" as "ass", so it's your experimental butt, but then I remembered that bottoms are mostly a lewd thing around here, what with the whole top/bottom distinction. So, lewd.

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maybe lewd, no context 

"This is my experimental bottom"

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don't talk to me or my son ever again until we've had our coffee

Re: "Two minutes of effort now will save me ten minutes of effort later" 

Anyways.

There's not really a point to this. Maybe you'll find this helpful. But, this was mostly just me musing on making myself do stuff instead of putting it off.

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