Emergency medicine fun fact of the day: We typically only use helicopters for transport if things are *really* bad. We're talking "we can't get the to the hospital fast enough by ambulance and they need to be at the hospital ASAP or they'll die" bad. You know, like a car crash victim in need of a level I trauma center 30 miles away. It usually has to be really bad for a helicopter to get used.

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2020, 01:03

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2020, 01:03

Oct 02, 2020, 01:03

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

mouth dreams track 21 spoilers

I really really really wanna zigazig WAH

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2020, 01:01

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2020, 01:01

Oct 02, 2020, 01:01

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Seriously, Mouth Dreams is so fucking good. Go give it a fucking listen:
http://www.neilcic.com/mouthdreams/

**Aura V.** · Oct 01, 2020, 14:11

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**Otherforest (né/e Xenon Fiber System)** @xenon@sleeping.town · Oct 01, 2020, 14:11

Oct 01, 2020, 14:11

Otherforest (né/e Xenon Fiber System) @xenon@sleeping.town

mouth dreams spoilers

!!!!

that slapped

**Aura V.** · Oct 01, 2020, 13:35

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**Otherforest (né/e Xenon Fiber System)** @xenon@sleeping.town · Oct 01, 2020, 13:35

Oct 01, 2020, 13:35

Otherforest (né/e Xenon Fiber System) @xenon@sleeping.town

mouth dreams track 11 spoilers

bells

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 29, 2020, 00:18

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 29, 2020, 00:18

Sep 29, 2020, 00:18

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

no context

Me and mom [Simultaneously]: "I'm gonna grate the butter!"

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 28, 2020, 23:56

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 28, 2020, 23:56

Sep 28, 2020, 23:56

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

@haskal Depending on how you define "knows how to write code," unfortunately every single techbro out there

**Aura V.** · Sep 28, 2020, 22:24

Aura V. boosted

**V is migrating to @V@tabletop.social** @V@lgbt.io · Sep 28, 2020, 22:24

Sep 28, 2020, 22:24

V is migrating to @V@tabletop.social @V@lgbt.io

a nazi

pewdiepie literally has a video currently available on his channel where he plays footage of nazis and performs the nazi salute to it

and multiple videos where he wears an iron cross

and also a video where he responds to being called a nazi with "people are getting way too serious about this" instead of "no i'm not"

liTeraLLy HOW are there people who think he isn't

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 28, 2020, 18:13

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 28, 2020, 18:13

Sep 28, 2020, 18:13

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

no context

"It's like turkey, only chicken!"

**Aura V.** · Sep 27, 2020, 06:58

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**MOVED TO @haskal@types.pl** @haskal@cybre.space · Sep 27, 2020, 06:58

Sep 27, 2020, 06:58

MOVED TO @haskal@types.pl @haskal@cybre.space

nothing

enbies be like:
[rly hecking gay for their partner]

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**Aura V.** · Sep 27, 2020, 06:54

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**MOVED TO @haskal@types.pl** @haskal@cybre.space · Sep 27, 2020, 06:54

Sep 27, 2020, 06:54

MOVED TO @haskal@types.pl @haskal@cybre.space

nothing

the world needs more catenbies kissing their cute boyfriends

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 26, 2020, 15:56

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 26, 2020, 15:56

Sep 26, 2020, 15:56

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

kinda re: lb
I'm currently updating my Win7 hard drive to Win10 Enterprise and it has been hell. When I'm back on Linux, expect a blog post bitching about Windows and trying to redefine "user friendly"

**Aura V.** · Sep 23, 2020, 01:48

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**Spring Breakdown** @Jo@social.diskseven.com · Sep 23, 2020, 01:48

Sep 23, 2020, 01:48

Spring Breakdown @Jo@social.diskseven.com

I still think "a11y" is a terrible and frankly ironic abbreviation.

**Aura V.** · Sep 21, 2020, 04:21

Aura V. boosted

**verge_ebooks** @verge_ebooks@botsin.space · Sep 21, 2020, 04:21

Sep 21, 2020, 04:21

verge_ebooks @verge_ebooks@botsin.space

Microsoft is shutting down Windows Malicious software update service

868377731b3ded81.png

**Aura V.** · Sep 19, 2020, 23:38

Aura V. boosted

**Xerz 💗** @xerz@fedi.xerz.one · Sep 19, 2020, 23:38

Sep 19, 2020, 23:38

Xerz 💗 @xerz@fedi.xerz.one

I don't care if you've seen this meme just watch it again asdjkdsklfjdfs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJvvd8_aGIs

56f12d372adb0ecc416b148619d759ac248bb0bd378b543fd437d5a86eb83370.webm

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**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 20, 2020, 00:29

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 20, 2020, 00:29

Sep 20, 2020, 00:29

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

introspective, lewd, kink

Like, doing art has pretty much always been a way for me to play with kink, no matter what it is. Sure, with all these art forms I've tried, I've done various things with them, but they all end up being used to satisfy (or, rather, attempt to satisfy) my masochistic desire to be beaten up. So, yeah. An interesting thing to add on to that pile of stuff to deal with.

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**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 20, 2020, 00:27

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Sep 20, 2020, 00:27

Sep 20, 2020, 00:27

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

introspective, lewd, kink

So, the other day, I mentioned a lot of different art forms I'd tried because "I'm a horny girl who just wants to be beaten up," but there is one I forgot to mention because I forgot why I started: just normal drawing. Sure, ostensibly, it was because I was offered the choice of art or band in 6th grade and mom wouldn't let me do band, but if you look at the earliest drawings I did *for myself*, they're all pictures of Silver The Hedgehog beating up the viewer (read: me)

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