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@mavica Wow, and I thought it was bad because it was a JS-laden RAM nightmare. Turns out it's far worse than I thought. Huh.

If you need a(n actual) reason to buy me pizza, I discharged from IOP today! Successfully! I still need help, but I'm *much* better now!

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If anyone wants to buy me a pizza, hit me up.

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Chronic pain / pain meds / things not to say 

If someone mentions their chronic pain, please don’t say ‘have you taken painkillers?’

Because

A. We have. We’re still in pain.

B. We haven’t but can’t rn for some reason.

C. We can’t take painkillers.

Unless you know someone very well and that they appreciate being reminded it’s an option it’s kinda not a good thing to ask.

@FirstProgenitor You made it through three (or four) episodes?! You're a more persistent person than I. I didn't even make it halfway through the first before giving up on it.

As a """native""" Texan... 

@melissasage Please give me that Alamo one. I absolutely want that. If anything, so I can piss off my fellow """native""" Texans.

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someone make a new history series that's just reenacting every time in history colonizers got owned. an episode where captain cook gets murdered set to mama mia. a reenactment of the alamo but santa anna is the good guy and every time a slave owner gets killed it gets faster. custer's last stand but every time a white dude gets killed there's airhorns

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Plural, mh (-) 

Incidentally, one of these members has also decided that she's a permanent fixture and can never leave.

(Spoiler alert: it's also Sarah.)

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Plural, mh (-) 

So, it seems my system has three members: Kat (me!), Jade, and my (our?) brain, who will henceforth be referred to as Sarah. One of these members is incredibly toxic and needs to go.

(Spoiler alert: it's Sarah.)

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stop labelling people's moral failures as mental illnesses!

i don't understand why we have to tell you people this, but y'all. keep fuckin doing it. for some godforsaken reason. have we not been demonised enough?

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PSA time

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firef

avoid doing unpaid image recognition work for cyberpunk megacorps and get through captchas automatically

though sometimes google says fuck disabled people and randomly disables the audio captcha, for reasons™
at that point i would recommend closing the tab

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Every day is aro positivity day if you're not a coward

Kink, gender stuffs 

Incidentally, either way, we still want to fight as foreplay. This just determines whether or not I want to win.

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Kink, gender stuffs 

So, we seem to go between bratty sub foxgirl and dommy agender(?) incubus. We are a-ok with this turn of events.

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Plurality 

Talking with yourself but actually talking with a system-mate

No context 

"Don't mess with the TV. I will throw the remote at you!"

"Then you wouldn't even be able to do anything about me messing with the TV!"

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