Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

BTW, us furies won honorable mention all-star cast that year. Normally, they don't give awards to ensembles, so, more fun stuff for senior year.

Senior year, our theatre teacher asked me and two others who'd been in theatre for a while to demonstrate improv. This wouldn't be worth mentioning except for the fact that *all three of us hate improv*. We proceeded to awkwardly stumble our way through a car buying scene before she finally decided "Okay, nevermind."

I've wanted to get back into acting for a while now. I dunno. Maybe if one of you needs an actor for something, get in touch. I might be interested (though I can't guarantee being a good fit for any role). Just don't contact me about improv. Three years of theatre and I can't do improv for shit.

Yeah. Me. An atheist. Talking about "My Saviour. Sweet, Sweet, Jesus". There's just a nice irony to it, isn't there. An irony made better by the fact I've become something of a Satanist in recent years.

"Do you ever pray, Mary?"

«What do you mean? Of course, I…»

"No, no, no, no. To really, really pray to Almighty God with all of your mind and all of your heart and all of your soul. To pray until His heart and His mind and His soul open out to you until you are riding there. Until you are riding there like crystal. Riding on beams of the purest, whitest, celestial crystal. O Jesus. My Saviour. Sweet, Sweet, Jesus…"

I played the fury that gives a big speech on praying and Jesus, a fact that me and my sister found rather amusing given my atheism. Unfortunately, no one else knew (small Christian town, remember), so they didn't get to share in the joke. Sad. 2/2

I also did one act play, incidentally. I joined sophomore year intending to do tech stuff, only to find a role as an actor in "The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon" (or, rather, a massively cut down version thereof). The next year, I would star as Detective Rough in "Angel Street" (which you may know as "Gaslight"), and the year after, I would play one of the 5 furies in "The Insanity of Mary Girard". Specifically, I was the Jesus-y one 1/2

The school mentioned as coming first, incidentally, I had a decent comradery with at state. We were still competing against each other individually, but we were pretty friendly, chatting beforehand, and we even joked about me coming in to the practical as their third person (which we *maybe* could have gotten away with).

Here's a redacted version of that news article. Technically, based on my last name (or perhaps you could also make out my first name), you *could* find out what school I went to, but I'll leave that as a challenge to the reader (ya fuckin' creepy stalker).

(And don't think of googling the headline. That article was print only. Heheheh.)

Oh, tits. In 6 (which this should be a reply to), it should be that A wanted to do it before finding out we *wouldn't* be doing the coding. My bad.

*-20 may sound bad, but it really wasn't. I was actually impressed. That member answered a *lot* of questions without guessing (I don't think they guessed a single question). All of the incorrect answers that led to a -20? My fault. Things I didn't explain well enough or that I explained in an inadvertently misleading way. I could understand how he got every answer he got and could point to where I failed that led to him getting that answer. So, really, rather good. 15/14

So, yeah. There's the story of the time I almost singlehandedly led a team to state in an academic competition. Voila. 14/14

I don't think anyone's done that since. I don't think it's likely anyone will. It could happen, but I doubt it. It's one of those once in a blue moon stories that, if it were sports, would have had a movie made about it. A lone athlete's desperate bid to lead a ragtag group to the championships with no real coach. But, instead, it was nerds in a classroom talking computers, so, no movie. Shame :P /s 13/

Anyways, I went to state, came 6th, behind all 4 members of another school's team (they actually had a CS program at their school), and well, I'm not sad or mad or disappointed. I did what few could. Not just making it to state, but everything I pulled with our team. You may have noticed "coach" in quotes. There's a reason for that. She didn't know anything about CS. I was the de facto coach. Our principal even acknowledged such in a local newspaper interview. 12/

And, we weren't. Sad, I know. But, we came close. If we'd finished on more coding challenge, we could have done it. I could have pulled off the most impressive thing I've ever done: taking a team of 3 people with no CS knowledge to state in the CS competition. I failed, but, it wasn't a complete loss. After all, we were close. Like I said, I challenge off from making it. We *nearly* did it. 11/

The next day was the handwritten. Beforehand, I gave them the best motivational speech I could, and then we went in to do it. I put up my best performance to date, answering nearly every question and scoring 140 points, easily putting me in first. Unfortunately, my team fell behind, with 40, 20, and 😬 -20*. The -20 was dropped, but it still meant we didn't have enough to get first. We'd have to be the wild card.

At regionals, the competition was split across two days. Day 1: practical. We went into that room ready to give it our best shot. We. were. ready. Time started, and I immediately begin on the first challenge (basically a hello, world challenge). We turn it in. 60 points. Then, another. 60 points. By the time we finished, we had 235 points, far more than we got in that part at district. We were in first. Tied for first. 9/

We came 2nd as a team, so if we made it to regionals, it'd be by having the highest score out of all the 2nd place teams in the district. And, lo and behold, we made it! But, now, we needed to buckle down more than ever. Over the next two weeks, we spent everyday in that room, me training those 3, trying to impart every last little bit of knowledge I could to get them in shape for regionals. 8/

Our "coach" had two classrooms and she let me borrow one of them. So, before district, I had one goal: teach those fuckers as much CS as I could. And, so, I did. Or, rather, tried to. Finally, district rolled around. And, we...well, performed. My team did reasonable ok on the handwritten part, and we managed 1 (of 12!) coding challenges. I did well enough to move on individually (coming 2nd), but would I be bringing them? Well... 7/

Unfortunately, I was the only one who knew CS at the school. But, I had a friend who'd wanted to do it junior year before finding out we would be doing the coding, and I was able to convince my sister to join in for the heck of it. At an invitational practice meet, that friend, who we'll call A, couldn't make it, so another, J, filled in and did reasonably well for having no training, so I brought him in as well. I had a team, now to get them the knowledge 6/