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Adopt dont shop but don't adopt for a gift

Pets are not gifts (and especially not surprises)

Gender, lewd 

Basically, I wanna be a female kitsune that could absolutely destroy your ass with her massive cock. That's my transition goals, and I'm beginning to worry they're unattainable

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Gender, lewd 

All I want is a massive, rock hard fox cock that fuckin' blasts ropes *and* an otherwise female-passing, if butch, body. Is that too much to ask?

:promoted: Promoted by HRT has taken away what little libido I had and my previously pretty decent dick along with it and I want it back without having to quit HRT.

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mh (+?), sui ment 

Ya know, I'm glad that my intrusive thoughts have gone from "god I'm such a piece of shit, I oughta just kill myself" to "Hey, hey. What do they make heavy duty pie pans out of? PIE-tanium! :thinkhappy:​" but honestly I kinda feel like the latter are more annoying. Yeah, sure, not suicidal, but still. Fuck's sake, brain.

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You've heard of Manic Pixie Dream Girl, now get ready for

Depressive Cyber Bunny Girl.

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Techbro stupidity (in the past) 

Hey, whatever happened to those dumbasses who wrote an AI to determine gender from name/email and then attempted to claim they were working on separating gender from name/email *while still selling their AI as a way to determine gender from name/email*? Did they actually just get laughed off the face of the earth or did we just forget about them while they're still doing their bullshit in the background?

Re: Highlights from quiplash in the computer fairies discord 

Here the graphic from this twitter bit.

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a bit of context re: one more highlight from last night 

It wasn't just we all hate france. France had become the first thing we'd guess and that made for a *perfect* bit here, as three of us immediately went for the france joke

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one more highlight from last night 

I'd say apologies to france, but I, for one, am completely unapologetic.

More highlights from the impromptu game night 

In which mavi draws my fan club

...and someone else fails to guess the prompt completely

Highlights from quiplash in the computer fairies discord 

"A great name for a ANTI-social media site"

Both answers: twitter

religion and the holidays 

Ah, yes, christmas, that yearly festival in which I, a satanist, pretend to care about the supposed birthday of the supposed son of god in order to receive material goods. Wonderful.

Family, covid (-) 

Making this worse is that when my brother leaves my mom's going to visit my grandparents for a few days, then turning right around to visit some old friends, and I can guarantee no one's going to be taking the appropriate precautions. I'm gonna have to wear my P100 respirator for the next two weeks when she gets back. :blobunamused:

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Family, covid (-) 

And mind you, my brother works pizza delivery and has been working through yesterday and my mom's a teacher who's barely been off work a week. Both of you dumbfucks need to be wearing a mask!!! I shouldn't be the only one following precautions!

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Family, covid (-) 

Ya know, I'm glad my brother's home for Christmas, but for fuck's sake this family is gonna be the death of me. I am literally the only one wearing a mask or even remotely trying to keep a reasonable distance (in a reasonably large house, mind you, not just a tiny apartment). For fuck's sake, listen to the one of us who's going into medicine, you god damned idiots!

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brb rebranding the philosophy of foss as "socialist software"

it's like foss except if you're a weird right wing techbro you're not allowed :dragnuwu:

It was my birthday today! 🎂 22 years ago, I was forced onto this wretched planet, and I've been here ever since (even if there have been times I've thought about changing that 😉). Anyways, if you'd like to throw me some money, here's my PayPal, though don't feel obliged to. There are folx out there who could use it more than me.

paypal.me/auravulpes

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