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Bad habits I need to break 

Saying "obviously" when I'm trying to explain something to someone who doesn't know about it. Like, gods fucking damn, brain! You're explaining it to them *precisely because it's not obvious*! Stop saying "obviously"!

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œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head

or "horn e", for short

Things my RA has done tonight 

- Scare me with an unexpected knock at the door
- Remind me how bad a limp handshake feels
- Give me oreos (but, like, the thin ones)
Overall: Net neutral, leaning negative

9/11 

I know I'm a day late, but never forget that *18* years later, security still hasn't gone back to normal:

youtube.com/watch?v=yyzd_a6vLW

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We *need* more stories where friendship is portrayed as important and equal, ones *without* making it a competition between friendship and romance where one has to win.

It's sad that TNG is the only example I can think of.

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Bird Site; Might Be NSFW 

RT @blackdubliner@twitter.com

yall are deadass like “we live in a fascist nation” and “the government is running concentration camps” and two seconds later you’re like “we should ban guns ☝🏽”

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lewd? 

How can you call yourself a real gamer if you won't suck your girlfriend's dick?

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Honestly, if you want a surefire way to get me to fav and boost your toot, just quote Eggman's monologue from the Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Real-time Fandub

lewd adj 

*Dumps water on self*
"I am so wet right now, babe."

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What Would Jesus Do?

🔹Inspire friends to anarchy
🔹Help sex workers
🔹Fight social injustice
🔹Kick bankers out of the market
🔹Refuse to honour corrupt government

Be Like Jesus.

That thing that's apparently relevant today 

I saw a sign on the way to the store today that said "Never forget". What am I not supposed to be forgetting? I forgot already.

lewd, no context 

"My root beer jizzed on me!"

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hrt 

i didn't check the side effects for these pills, so i guess i'd better get used to being a radical demon lady

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re: LB about the degradation of web search results - vulpine.club/@starkatt/1027656 ...

...save links to resources. Share them when you can. We can't rely on search engines to make knowledge readily available any more, so do what you can to help people find what they need.

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tired: person as gender neutral alternative to man
wired: mortal

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