Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff.
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
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Interesting TILs about sumo wrestling
TIL that the top ranking sumo wrestling referees are expected to resign if they make a call that is overturned by the ring judges.
It is customary and expected that their resignation will be refused by the sumo commission and they keep their job, but in rare cases of repeated or especially egregious errors, this resignation is accepted.
If I had to "resign" every time I made a mistake and had to hope my boss would go "Naw we still want you", I'd be a nervous wreck.
Then again I'm hardly best in my field.
It is customary and expected that their resignation will be refused by the sumo commission and they keep their job, but in rare cases of repeated or especially egregious errors, this resignation is accepted.
If I had to "resign" every time I made a mistake and had to hope my boss would go "Naw we still want you", I'd be a nervous wreck.
Then again I'm hardly best in my field.
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Anyone wanna start a really bitter software co-op where we let our disgust at both ourselves for being in tech and the hatred of the megacorps seep into every single bit of marketing material?
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god gave me adhd and depression when he created me because otherwise he knew i would be powerful enough to topple his throne
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A saw a shirt depicting a married couple with the bride happy, the husband sad, and the words "life sentence" above them.
I know it's been asked before, but /are/ the straights okay?
Bad habits I need to break
If I do this to you, I'm really sorry. I'm trying not to act flippant about stuff, I really am.
Bad habits I need to break
Saying "obviously" when I'm trying to explain something to someone who doesn't know about it. Like, gods fucking damn, brain! You're explaining it to them *precisely because it's not obvious*! Stop saying "obviously"!
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corvids
œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head
or "horn e", for short
Things my RA has done tonight
- Scare me with an unexpected knock at the door
- Remind me how bad a limp handshake feels
- Give me oreos (but, like, the thin ones)
Overall: Net neutral, leaning negative
9/11
I know I'm a day late, but never forget that *18* years later, security still hasn't gone back to normal:
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We *need* more stories where friendship is portrayed as important and equal, ones *without* making it a competition between friendship and romance where one has to win.
It's sad that TNG is the only example I can think of.
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Bird Site; Might Be NSFW
RT @blackdubliner@twitter.com
yall are deadass like “we live in a fascist nation” and “the government is running concentration camps” and two seconds later you’re like “we should ban guns ☝🏽”
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lewd?
How can you call yourself a real gamer if you won't suck your girlfriend's dick?
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Honestly, if you want a surefire way to get me to fav and boost your toot, just quote Eggman's monologue from the Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Real-time Fandub
lewd adj
*Dumps water on self*
"I am so wet right now, babe."
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What Would Jesus Do?
🔹Inspire friends to anarchy
🔹Help sex workers
🔹Fight social injustice
🔹Kick bankers out of the market
🔹Refuse to honour corrupt government
Be Like Jesus.
That thing that's apparently relevant today
I saw a sign on the way to the store today that said "Never forget". What am I not supposed to be forgetting? I forgot already.
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff.
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
