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Memetic hazard, fact of the day 

In the US, at least, elevators have auditory signals for the direction they're going. One chime is up, two chimes is down.

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I gotta say, learning about the whole "one chime, two chime" thing with elevators has broken me. I just heard an elevator chime and, with absolutely no way to see it, still went, "Hmm. Going down."

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What if we put Donkey Kong's head on top of Donkey Kong's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

mh? (legal) drugs context/explanation in case you're confused 

In case you don't get it, seroquel is an antipsychotic that causes extreme drowsiness, to the point that it often gets used as a sleep aid. Thus, while the night crew are "woke" (awake), those who take their seroquel at night before bed are fast asleep.

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*ahem*

i'm foxgirl

thank you for you attention. you may now return to your regularly scheduled scrolling.

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What if we put Mario's head on top of Tomba's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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What if we put Thanos' head on top of Sonic the Hedgehog's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

So, building on my bitching about the Windows Ink Workspace from the other day, it turns out MS *has* removed the Sketchpad in the name of """""improving the Ink Workspace""""""""". Good job, guys. You really """""improved""""" it...by removing the only feature that I actually cared about and replacing it with an app that requires me to sign in. Way to fuckin' go.

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if mastodon becomes primarily used by people outside the US that would whip ass tbh

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What if we put a sea horse's head on top of Scooby Doo's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

note to self: install some form of linux on surface this weekend

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Upside: I found the stylus to my Surface Pro!
Downside: Apparently, MS decided to remove the sketchpad from the ink workspace and replace it with an app that requires you to sign in. whyyyyyy tho?????

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What if we put A sandwich on top of a robot skeleton's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

"ok boomer" discourse 

I don't know if they got this from someone else, but this take from someone in one of the discord guilds I'm in is quite possibly one of the best takes on "ok boomer" there is.

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Misgendering trans people's isn't politically incorrect it's grammatically incorrect

Friendly reminder: it's good to be assertive, but it's not good to be aggressive, and there's a not-so-fine line between assertive and aggressive, and you cross that line (nay, yeet yourself deep into aggressive territory) the moment you decide other people's boundaries don't matter. Assertiveness is a good thing, but assertive people also take others into account and try very hard to not cross others' boundaries. Be assertive, not aggressive.

nsfw 

The perils of being a big-dick foxgirl: standing in front of condoms in the store awkwardly as you remember you need to be conscious of condom size

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