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What if we put Sailor Moon's head on top of a gangster's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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and when i see people say shit like “ADD is only a problem because capitalism” it makes me less likely to trust their other analyses because it makes me think their thought process is “blame as much as i can on capitalism for Leftist Cred even in cases where it makes no goddamn sense”

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if i could snap my fingers and get rid of my depression and my ADD instantly, i absolutely 100% fucking would. without a doubt.

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follow-up: “depression is just being realistic” and “ADD is actually a *good* thing” can fuck the fuck out of here

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i swear to god if i see one more “you’re not tired, it’s CAPITALISM/your ADD isn’t a problem, it’s CAPITALISM/your depression is because CAPITALISM” post i’m going to to mcfreaking lose it

mh (+?), self-harm 

Broke: begone, thot
Woke: begone, thought[s of self-harm]

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@auravulpes like, money is a fake concept the rich use to marginalize/monopolize the lives of the working class. we are literally all being starved for absolute bullshit when everyone can literally and should be taken care of. shit's so ridiculously tragic

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don't forget the $650 billion in subsidies to convince oil companies to drill for oil.

and how much that alone costs to have folks travel all over the world to further kill the planet and ignore the damages they're doing to local environments

that would pay over for so many folks' healthcare alone...

capitalism kills

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an atom is just a polyam relationship of subatomic particles

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The CIA is literally a worldwide enemy of democracy.

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pol, mh (-), suicide, subtoot (but not of someone on mastodon) 

Hey, listen, fellow leftists, can you *not* assume that every case of depression is due to capitalism and that suicide is a better option than antidepressants? That'd be real great, thanks.

Much love,
Someone who came real fucking close to killing herself multiple times and whose life has been made immeasurably better by antidepressants

Memetic hazard, fact of the day 

In the US, at least, elevators have auditory signals for the direction they're going. One chime is up, two chimes is down.

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I gotta say, learning about the whole "one chime, two chime" thing with elevators has broken me. I just heard an elevator chime and, with absolutely no way to see it, still went, "Hmm. Going down."

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What if we put Donkey Kong's head on top of Donkey Kong's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

mh? (legal) drugs context/explanation in case you're confused 

In case you don't get it, seroquel is an antipsychotic that causes extreme drowsiness, to the point that it often gets used as a sleep aid. Thus, while the night crew are "woke" (awake), those who take their seroquel at night before bed are fast asleep.

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*ahem*

i'm foxgirl

thank you for you attention. you may now return to your regularly scheduled scrolling.

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What if we put Mario's head on top of Tomba's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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