Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

So, yeah. Look forward to all that if I ever get around to finishing my website. Maybe that's something I should work on while stuck at home...

Finally, La Loba Luchanda, a lupine luchadora I designed as a kinda rival for The Vulpine Nightmare. Her description's ending?

"You'll need to be tough and strong if you hope to avoid getting mauled by la loba."

There's also The Emerald Blaze, my headmate Jade's character. Here's the end of her description:

"If you can wear her down, she may stay down, but you'll need to be quick to do so and be tough enough to withstand the blaze."

So, The Vulpine Nightmare is my main character, and I apparently really had fun writing her little description. Here's how that ends:

"Overall, if you've got the speed to beat her to the punch, she might be an easy opponent, but that's a big if, and if you don't, you'll see why they call her the **nightmare**."

So, you may remember me talking about my little tabletop game Headlock a couple times before. Perhaps you've even looked at the current rules. Well, a while back, I started writing a v2 for a website I hope to eventually finish putting together. I just went and read through those and, well, let's just say I went and had some fun describing my characters. What will follow are the absolute highlights* of those (three) descriptions.

*The ends, basically.

Joycondoms

When the characters in a game all have sexy outfits and the game dev thinks to add flavour text to the loading screen that reads "How old are the girls? You are asking too many questions," that's, uh, very not good. Especially when one of the characters' default is "schoolgirl". Like, what can I say but yikes.

Today I learned why vanilla extract (or, at least, walmart's vanilla extract) tastes so god damned awful: It's 41% alcohol! There's as much alcohol in the bottle I bought as there was in the small bottle of whiskey I got for christmas! And, ofc, I don't know about you, but I *hate* the taste of alcohol. That whiskey? Disgusting. So, yeah. There you go.

ngl, I just saw the spanish description of the Cherry 7-up I've got in my fridge and, for a short second, went "Wait. *Beer* flavour?!"

(If you're unaware: cherry is cereza, beer is cer*v*eza)

I'm awful

No, my dear Jeremiah, I've been transitioning!

Yes, after a long while, I've spent time hacking my 3DS to change my mayor's name and gender! I may not be able to join y'all in the newest Animal Crossing, but at least I can now comfortably play acnl!

So, I figured I'd play some Banished. I just finished playing - my entire town died. You know why? Everyone fucking *froze to death* because *my gods damned woodcutter wouldn't do his fucking job*. Thanks, Firmann, you fucking piece of shit. Everyone died and it's all your fault.

Related: "We crucified him the second time."

"Listen, don't worry about the logistics of a third coming of Jesus."