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Minecraft 

So, earlier today, I finally beat the ender dragon for the first time in survival. What next? Well, I've decided to pivot to the absurd: cactus and sugar cane all the way up to the height limit. This is only the beginning.

So, I just misread "voiceless" (albeit a water-smeared "voiceless") as "voidess". I'm just gonna leave the term "voidess" here for whoever wants it.

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PSA: All that "alpha" stuff you probably learned about how wolf packs work?

Complete, utter and total BS.

Wolves don't have an "alpha" leading everything and other wolves always vying for position attempting to take the alpha's place. No. Not at all.

Packs are just... families. That's literally /all there is to it/. A mother, a father, some kids. Wolves don't Obey the Leader™, it's just the ones leading the pack are... their parents. Like humans do.

[#wolf #wolves]

Gee, I love folx firing off fireworks at midnight! /s :P

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dumb conspiracy headcanon: I think the CIA assassinated John Lennon, but just cuz they didn't like the Beatles

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"Ah, this is a bright and sunny day, a fine day to.." *observes thermometer hit 35C* ".. stay in front of the air conditioner."

Why am I up at this ungodly hour?

(NB: it is 11:11 CDT - aka where I am)

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for real, sometimes I sound cynical but I want to be clear: the goal is a world where everyone gets to feel loved and live a fulfilling life of their choice. no cops. no bosses. no landlords. no borders. just people and love and the whole green earth

this and NOTHING less

if you think it sounds sappy or impossible, that's the cop in your head. it's more than possible, it's inevitable. you can see it peeking through, even now. you can meet the people building it

you can BE one of those people

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Anyone who punches down just because they can is abusive. All that time the red flag was waving right in my face and I didn't see it because I hadn't figured that out yet, and because I thought I could talk him out of it.

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This. iiiiis Leopardy!

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we cannot let the earth be bought and sold
planet's not property

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Rowling 

Perhaps - and this is just an idea - we should not give Rowling continued publicity for her horrible words and deeds. Perhaps we should not subject every trans person to screenshots of her tweets as we did with glinner.

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cool how every techbro studying "CS" learns how to spaghetti code in javascript and doesn't give a shit abt actual theory

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"I am the *king* of fighting dirty! You wanna punch me in the dick?! At least I was smart enough to wear a cup!"

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What if we put Mario's head on top of Mario's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Some time ago, my sibling took my mom's label printer and made a bunch of labels that said "OwO what's this?" and hid them around the house. This was a couple years ago. We're still finding them hidden to this day. I literally just found one. I'm pretty sure there are still more hidden.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Southern US leftists are constantly doing incredible work and us northerners do them a great disservice by writing off that region as hopelessly bigoted and reactionary

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