Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Leave it to parts of the fediverse that likely don't even know I exist to take a joke and ram it so far into the ground I want to shoot the next person I see even vaguely reference it.

:P

There's also step 3a and 4a plus optional 2a: remember you have no idea how to work with any of those techniques because you haven't had to use them since you took cal II, a class you barely paid attention to

Solving difficult integrals:
1. try u substitution
2. try integration by parts
3. maybe partial fractions will help?
4. nope. trig subs?
5. remember that that integral is one that you can't do by hand and need to look up from the back of your old calculus textbook
6. remember that you got rid of that textbook years ago
7. remember that wolfram alpha exists
8. put it into wolfram alpha
9. wonder why you didn't do this in the first place
10. why did you need to solve that anyways?

I also wrote up a little NSFW sex-fighting addition called Headscissor, which adds some sexual mechanics into the game, in case that's something you're into.

https://aurav.neocities.org/headscissor.html

Unlike Headlock, this hasn't received any playtesting, so if you try it out, let me know what changes you think need to be made!

BTW, I never mentioned it, but with my website, I also published v2 of Headlock! If you don't know what that is, it's a little dice and cards wrestling ttrpg I came up with. If that sounds like your kind of thing, why not check it out?

https://aurav.neocities.org/headlock.html

And, as always, if you think any balance tweaks need to be made or you have any ideas, let me know!

Ya know, back in high school, I was voted most likely to succeed, to which I responded "define 'succeed'." I think about that a lot, especially as I sit here in a guest bedroom of my mom's house trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. I really do wonder sometimes what everyone really expected of me. What did they mean when they thought I would "succeed"? The world may never know.

So, what would happen if I had an unsecured database out there that just contained a bunch of entries consisting of nothing but the word "meow"? Would they all be wiped and leave me with a single "meow" or would one more just be added?