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Bitchin' 'bout capitalism 

Saw a commercial earlier about "smash gender roles" with some girl playing football and, like, great. You think women should actually be treated like humans and not be judged for their """masculine""" hobbies. Great. Thanks for finally joining the fucking bandwagon. Honestly, come fucking see me when you wanna say it's okay for a guy to wear a dress. Then I'll believe you when you say "smash gender roles". Til then, fuck off with your """woke""" advertising.

A quick apology to those who use screen readers for the last few posts. As far as I'm aware, most screen readers can't read runes, so my apologies for those.

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re: language hot take 

To translate my last toot:
"HAHA! I have my runic keyboard again!"

There it is in the Ibus configuration:
English - ᚠᚢᛏᚩᚱᚳ ᚱᚢᚾᛋ

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re: language hot take 

ᚻᚪᚻᚪ! ᚪᛁ᛫ᚻᚪᚠ᛫ᛗᚪᛁ᛫ᚱᚢᚾᛁᚳ᛫ᚳᛁᛒᚩᚱᛞ᛫ᚪᚷᛁᚾ!

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language hot take 

This reminds me that I should:
A) write a blog post on a proposed system for modernizing Anglo-Saxon runes, and
B) get around to releasing the Ibus-table file I made for Anglo-Saxon runes (as well as reinstalling it on my system)

(And/or, optionally C: rewrite that file as a .mim file instead of using an IME meant for a Chinese-like language)

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language hot take 

If you're gonna propose writing english with runes, for fuck's sake, at least use the anglo-saxon runes. They're more fit for purpose on the basis of being, well, part of the english lineage.

:promoted: Promoted by ᚦᛁ᛫ᛋᚩᛋᚪᛁᛖᛏᛁ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᛁ᛫ᛈᚱᚩᛗᚩᛋᚳᚩᚾ᛫ᚩᚠ᛫ᚪᛝᛚᚩ-ᛋᚪᛉᚩᚾ᛫ᚱᚢᚾᛋ

Technology quote of the day:
"Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough."

A lot of my life, I've been called up for tech support. When I was in sixth grade (circa 2011), a teacher asked me for help downloading a song off youtube for a graduation slide show. Trivial now, but I didn't know how at the time, leading to a process that took a good few days. However, in the process, I had to listen to that song a lot.

So, fun Kat fact of the day: Almost a decade later, I *still* have the lyrics to the Facts of Life theme song burned into my memory.

Save me from this curse.

Mildly cursed thought for the day: ice is just congealed water

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Epic Games bad 

Epic Games got Fortnite removed from the Apple *and* Google App Stores because they didn't want to pay ANY royalties on ANY of their microtransactions to ANYONE. (They'd much rather funnel ALL American wealth to China.)

But they also didn't put Fortnite up on F-Droid or as a downloadable APK from their website, afaik. Google doesn't require you to jailbreak your phone to get out of their walled garden, perfectly viable alternatives exist.

Epic Games shames Linux users for not being willing to fight the Windows ecosystem "from within" by using their Epic Launcher instead of the Windows 10 Store,

While also not allowing developers whose games were ALREADY ported to run natively on Linux (ex. Rocket League) to continue developing and releasing that game for Linux at all.

In other words, everything they do is a massive frustrating hypocrisy. 😒 And they successfully foolin' people with it, somehow. Grrr....

Spanish language question, :boost_ok: 

So, I've a question about emphasis in Spanish. I was watching TV and an ad for Peacock came on (in Spanish) with the phrase "No puedes no ver". However, it was emphasized as "No puedes. No ver." To my English-native brain that seems weird. I'd emphasize it as "No puedes NO ver". But, is it actually weird, or is my English language bias kicking in here?

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NSFW 

I also wrote up a little NSFW sex-fighting addition called Headscissor, which adds some sexual mechanics into the game, in case that's something you're into.

aurav.neocities.org/headscisso

Unlike Headlock, this hasn't received any playtesting, so if you try it out, let me know what changes you think need to be made!

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BTW, I never mentioned it, but with my website, I also published v2 of Headlock! If you don't know what that is, it's a little dice and cards wrestling ttrpg I came up with. If that sounds like your kind of thing, why not check it out?

aurav.neocities.org/headlock.h

And, as always, if you think any balance tweaks need to be made or you have any ideas, let me know!

Re: Bullshit game design 

(How is there even a government to collect taxes at this point?)

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Bullshit game design 

Look at this ridiculousness. Half the town's on fire, the other half is covered in nuclear fallout. What's the biggest issue on the survivors' minds? The fact that taxes are at 20%. Not from the perspective of "Hey, tax the rich more to fix this mess" or anything like that but generic "MuH TaXEs ArE tOO HiGh!!" What kind of bullshit right-wing ideology leads you to develop a system this ridiculously bad?

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normalize just doing silly shit tbh

don't shut people down for "being childish". being an adult fucking sucks let people be a bit silly ok the world is not ending over this

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there is an ikea meme now?

yall trapped in 3008 arent you :blobcateyes:

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🍎 Jailbreak your iphone and hack the OS

🤖 Root and flash your android phones with custom OSes you can play with

🖥 Flash your computer's bios to show ascii art on POST

🏳️‍🌈 Cover everything you own in stickers and patches

⚧ Hack your endocrine system. Steal genders or cobble your own together with spare parts

Own your stuff inside and out. Customize it to make a statement, reflect your identity, or just because you can. It belongs to you and no one else. Leave your mark on it. ✊

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reduce your ableist language (contains examples of same) 

There’s a *lot* of ableist language in common parlance. These words and similar ones exist as slurs towards neurodivergent folks in particular. Try pushing yourself to replace/eliminate them.

crazy, insane, mental ➡️ wild, surprising, hectic
dumb, stupid ➡️ foolish, silly
idiot, moron, dumbass ➡️ bigot, asshole, fool

In addition, you are encouraged to think through what you’re trying to say better, and address what the real issue worth criticising is. And if you can’t rephrase it, maybe it didn’t need to be said at all.
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