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Incredibly mild (for this platform), probably unoriginal take on the Incredibles 2 

The Incredibles 2 is a movie where the bad guys win, but because we've been socially conditioned to see the bad guys of the movie as the good guys and to see any form of violence by non-state-endorsed actors (such as the "villian" of the film) as bad, we think that the good guys win.

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the gender binary is a scam there's no reason to buy the big-name genders when you can make your own at home

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the two hardest problems in computer science are off by one errors, naming variables and rampant misogyny

stupid pol jokes 

THIS JOKES DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, BRAIN! WHAT THE FUCK?!

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stupid pol jokes 

Nobody:
My brain: Donald Trump, aka Emperor Hiro-Cheeto

Proposal: Masc enbies are now "menbies" (if they want)

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem_A

Absolute king.

On July 1, 1943 Willem was executed by Nazis for bombing a Dutch public records office preventing the nazis from identifying a huge number of Dutch Jews.

His last words were "Let it be known that homosexuals are not cowards."

Eternal love and respect. 🖤🏴🗡

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Contrapoints 

Oh cool so contrapoints just straight up hates non-binary people and wishes non-passing trans people would shut the fuck up about pronouns because, and get this shit

When people ask about her pronouns it makes her feel less valid *now that she's passing*

Fuck contrapoints.

*****horny*****, nsfw, kink 

Gods fucking damn it, I'm horny rn. What's a girl gotta do to get herself used as someone's personal (consensual) sparring dummy/punching bag/fucktoy combination? All I want is to be dominated in a boxing match, used as a punching bag as punishment for having the gall to think I could disobey my dom(me) and get away with it by beating them in the ring, then get fucked for my trouble if we're not already both satisfied by this point. Is that too much to ask?!

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pol 

wild and kinda scary how two people can be married but then one of them has a critical understanding of politics & history and the other doesn't even get as far as "why x is bad"

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lewd shitpost 

no im not an enby trapped in the body of a man. im a size queen trapped in the body of a weirdo whos too lazy to buy and use big toys

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I just want to fight somebody. It's frustrating.

— Likot Mörulekur, Recruit

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I have come to believe that caring for myself is not self indulgent. Caring for myself is an act of survival. ~ Audre Lorde

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Not only do good cops not exist

Good cops CANNOT exist. It is impossible to be a part of a militarized group whose only purpose is to silence the working class and still be a good person

Selfie, eye contact, no img caption 

It has been done. My hair is cut and dyed.

I FUCKING LOVE IT! The somewhat forced-for-the-camera smile belies the actual euphoria I feel over this change. I feel hopeful for my future

Gender, allewdsion/nsfw ment 

Is this genderpunk? I think it's genderpunk. Is genderpunk even a thing?
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Am I even a thing?

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Gender, allewdsion/nsfw ment 

I have somehow gotten from "*meekly* maybe I actually can come out as trans," to "Fuck it. Cut my hair as I actually want it, dye it, and, uh, that dick? Yeah, it's going untucked because fuck your gender norms. I'm gonna be the most well hung foxgirl in this city," in less than 3 months. Is this a new record?

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