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It's 2020, bitches. 2019 (and that entire decade) can, quite frankly, suck my rather large foxgirl dick

alc 

Your periodic reminder that whiskey is absolutely disgusting and only deserves to be consumed with something else masking its flavour

no context 

"That was an astounding success...right up until I did *that*."

Lewd 

Sometimes, my cockiness gets the best of me.

Some say that shortly after, someone decided to take up the challenge, and Lilix was never heard from again.

Pkmn...X 

Fun fact: In Pokémon X, I had something called "The Bee-Team". It was literally a Vespiqueen and five Combees. It was glorious.

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Wondering about explaining it to my parents via an interrogative like:

"You didn't wake up one day and decide to be a girl did you?"
<expected answer: no>
"But if someone called you a man it would feel wrong, wouldn't it?"
<expected answer: yes>
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Something that irritates me about the depictions of transness so far is it's based on cis understanding of 'being trans'. And they always start from "oh you want to be a girl". Which... no... I didn't set out wanting to be a girl I just wanted to be comfortable in my own skin.

The way I achieve being comfortable in my own skin *HAPPENED* to be being perceived, spoken to, and treated as a woman.

But the BBC would have you believe I just woke up one day and was like "imma wear a dress!!!! im a girl now!!!!!!"
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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Be gay
#2) Do crime
#3) Death to America

Well, it's official. Sonic Forces is now the first Sonic game I've ever beaten. And, I gotta say, I really enjoyed it. It was a fun game. Could the game have been better? Sure. But it was still really good and really fun as is. I quite like it. I would absolutely recommend it. If you've got it lying around and you haven't touched it, you should go play it. It's not a particularly long game. I finished it in around 4 hours. So, yeah. Go play it. It's pretty good.

The REAL problem with Sonic Forces 

Stage 28. What the FUCK is this long precision-platforming autoscroller over a pit of death with no checkpoints doing in my Sonic game, Sega? Seriously. Both precision platforming and autoscroller are antithetical to Sonic games and you decided to fucking combine them?!

Sonic Forces, ec in img 

Vector: "If you hog all the glory for yourself, how am I supposed to look good?"

Me: "I mean, you could take a hint from my fashion sense..."

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Working 

Anybody else having trouble finding work despite being relatively skilled? I would love some ideas for interesting jobs where you don't have to interact much with people.

??? 

Headphones connected, controller ready, collar on, it's gaming time, bois

pol? 

BRB, resurrecting Eugene V. Debs so he can run for president for a 6th time in the 20s.

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i love to entrust internet standards to google, the perfectly neutral corporation that has no vested interest in pushing advertisements

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do you ever think about how google made a really good RSS reader, waited for everyone to switch to it, and then killed it, basically killing RSS

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"My bitch? I think you'll find that actually *I* am *your* bitch!"

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