I'm American, right? I get the American desire for big burger. I don't eat meat, but it does look good. I get the American desire for big drink. I love big drink. Me and the Big Gulp are well acquainted. But I will never understand the American desire for big truck. I used to drive a Yukon. It was awful. I much prefer my Corolla. Why do the people here love big truck so much?

"average person releases 3 people's funds a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person releases 0 people's funds per year. INTERPOL GEORG, who lives in California & releases over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Re: Txpol/uspol, I'm kidding 

Incidentally, since I didn't put "I'm kidding" on the first, it's not a medical condition. Or rather, it's a medical condition called "pissing me the fuck off"

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Txpol/uspol, I'm kidding 

If I had my way, lying in a political ad would be punishable by death.

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Txpol/uspol 

I have a medical condition that causes my blood pressure to spike when I hear obvious lies. As you can imagine, election year is a hard time for me.

No context 

"the Peruvian Mayan manuscript in Aramaic"

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Serious re: Technically lewd but not really, silly 

Doesn't have to be physical intimacy either

Sex can be idly chatting with someone about your weird kinks

(And of course it can also NOT be sex. It's a vibes thing)

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