somebody hire my villainsona they’re tired of living in a shipping container
corvids
@Breakfast then? live elsewhere? i don't see the issue here
@autistikai longshoremen don’t get paid enough to call the cops, landlords are a different story
@Breakfast the fact that landlords get paid at all is a whole other set of systemic problems but. im pretty sure there are places that neither longshoremen nor landlords are involved
@autistikai well yeah, but those tend to involve remoteness, or a lot of heat
@Breakfast i was thinking graveyard tbh
@autistikai 
now that is a classic choice, but I've opted to leave those in the capable hands of death/necromancy themed villains, meanwhile my domain is more water based
though a mausoleum would diffuse heat better...
@Breakfast if ur water-based u cd easily like. for one thing, borrow-and-by-borrow-i-mean-steal a yacht
but seriously the water offers so many opportunities it kinda just depends what ur aesthetic is. like if u wanna look like ur slumming it, get a sleeping bag and find urself some random boat for the night. nobody'll even notice, much less care
@autistikai 
you know what, you're on to something...
you know how many sailboats they just leave anchored out in the bay... how many more motorboats just locked up in a marina...
the rich bastards won't even miss it
@Breakfast i mean this isn't even specifically a rich people thing. most boats are gonna be docked at least overnight, bc boat people gotta sleep too. there are a Lot of boats at any docks you could just. walk up to and lay down in
and if you're not actually stealing the boat there's no way you'd bother anybody. except the kind of rich people who want to have boats to show off with. so it's basically the same
@Breakfast ah, yeah, the places i've lived the average boat owner is a fisherpeople. that's a different situation, go trash all the yachts
iirc a lot of fancy boats are designed so they can be crewed by one person, even the big ones. this is probably not true of fishing boats, but like....the megayachts or what have you mayb
@autistikai 
crime time
@Breakfast yell heah crime time
@autistikai I'm from suburban florida, so trust me boating is very much a rich people thing in my area.
some people who work in tourism have yachts, but they live in those makin money off river tours, meanwhile commercial fishermen don't have anything that could be crewed by one person anyhow
meanwhile: small vacant yacht? easy money