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remember when the first work of sci fi in the english language was written by a woman about becoming the lesbian queen of the furries

polls don’t show up properly on mobile so every once in a while i’ll just get a contextless notification about a post that’s like “are furries muppets?” or “i’m about to start world war iii “

lewd dumb 

@tavi @fructose_dealer peeing social norms by cuddling before, during, and after sex

playing endless sky 

i am, officially, an accidental pirate. well, smuggler, to be precise. probably there was some kind of signs when i took the job that it wasn't strictly legal but i only noticed when the people i delivered to were all cagey

i don't know how to feel about being so oblivious i *accidentally* became a smuggler. woulda preferred that to be a deliberate choice on my part

@fructose_dealer decent so far but it definitely feels like it's missing something

You meet a girl, she's gorgeous, she makes you laugh, she's got a big dick, she likes the things you like and thinks you're special, but then you go to move in and find out she prefers Top Ramen to Maruchan.

wyd

*I see a crow* ur such a fucking crow... I love it

@fox@notbird.site i have never been more personally called out in my life

lewd dumb 

challenging social norms by cuddling before, during, and after sex

curiouscat 

@MochiWaifu high praise! uh, i think. idk. words are confusing

curiouscat 

@MochiWaifu i *can* find other words to describe you, you know. like smart, amazing, talented, adorable, just generally a great person, amazing, wait no i said that one already, or amazing

actually tbh i'm not very good at this

curiouscat 

@MochiWaifu can confirm this anon is correct u koot (unless, of course, you don't want that word in which case i go find other compliment instead)

anyway time to go play games accompanied by a fresh playlist of drastically unfitting music i'd say see y'all later but lbr i'm gonna tab right back in here not five minutes out

i have no idea how to communication but i sure do say things that people seem to think are communcative in nature

@fructose_dealer @chillallmen@witches.live incredibly valid and technically correct

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