Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

@fructose_dealer okay but you're acting like i know what words mean which is queerly untrue
....er, clearly untrue, but also screw it puns time

@fructose_dealer and now for something completely different: an enby with one buttock

@fructose_dealer i don't understand any of what you just said but i agree wholeheartedly

@Pyretta i mean, most fashion choices that buck what is generally considered 'the norm' are good, just as a general rule. and mayb the fact they're usually queer plays uh....a pretty major part in that fact

@Pyretta you're so right

@pisscotheque i mean the most famous two nordic delicacies are literally rotten and boiled in lye until it becomes gelatin, respectively. and yes, i do mean delicacies

@pisscotheque trust me, it gets worse

@007@mastodon.xyz you get me

@007@mastodon.xyz 4'33" (1952), by john cage

@pisscotheque ah, yes, i see you've discovered High Nordic Cuisine

@fructose_dealer my understanding is that it involves opening one's mouth and the vibration of vocal cords. beyond that i've no idea

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space heck yeck i love thos

@behold3r aww yiss lov me some of that

we need more positivity about corvids! i know there's lots out there but i'm vain and people should know they're supposed to love me! gimme shinies!

also the republic navy are the ones who keep trying to scan my cargo and fine me for carrying illegal goods and i don't get what the big deal is? but more frustratingly when i'm out of fuel and i need to ask one of the friendly random ships nearby to help half the time it's a navy ship and i get shot down by pirates because the pirates are trying to shoot the navy but i can't get out of the way bc i need to dock with them for fuel

i see so much recruitment propaganda from the republic navy just flying around and a) i have no idea if it's even possible to join b) i'm so glad i accidentally sided against the republic if they're Like This